so according to the Colbert Report Massachusetts let a guy get away with up-skirting on the subway because the peeping tom law only says its illegal if the woman’s naked
maiden’s super long extra strength star trek rec list
I added a few more, mostly in the mckirk section :)
legit though my worst fear is getting one of my friends into one of my favorite fandoms and they wind up getting all the breaks. they’re able to buy more merch, they’re able to see movies before I am, they’re able to go to comic-con, they’re able to /meet the actors/, and meanwhile I’m over here bitter about the fact that I /gave them/ this and I’m able to get /nothing/ because I’m selfish and anti-social and self-pitying
The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems
Putting this on the Xmas list!
MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.
I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.
DO NOT PRINT A DILDO!
Even the best 3D printers have tiny gaps for bacteria at least, and can cause tiny cuts at worst.
Print a dildo mould and fill it with latex.
Unless you’re printing tiny dildos to put in a bag so when someone is a jerk you can throw tiny dicks at them and tell them to “go eat a dick”. Then by all means, print tiny dicks.
Wizardstan dropping some knowledge
omg hillbilly Patrick Stewart on the Colbert Report
omfg thank you for this thank you
spock insists on having a vulcan ceremony (small, only close relatives and very important) and then the vulcan equivalent of a honeymoon (basically private bonding)
jim and bones agree but insist on having a human ceremony too to invite all of their friends and spock is “amenable” to that (he secretly really wants it to happen though
he’s a sentimental nerd shhh)
they have it at bones’s old house in georgia in spring and it’s outdoors and wonderful
each one of them wears a silver wedding band which has the date of their marriage inscribed on the inside next to their bondmates’ names
jim was the one who first
orderedstated that he had to marry his boyfriends after being together for seven years
their wedding night is spent indulging in very slow purposeful kisses and lovemaking
leonard and jim wear suits and spock wears traditional marriage robes and stands in between them for both of the ceremonies
jim feeds bones the cake first then bones reciprocates and they both turn to spock and he’s about to refuse but they both breathe ‘please in his
extremely sensitiveears and he allows his bondmates to feed him cake and chase it with a few kisses
spock takes the first dance with leonard while jim dances with joanna
then uhura borrows spock while jim and bones dance
spock and jim surprise everyone by launching into a crazy fast tango for their first dance together that they learned in secret
all of them dance with joanna standing on their feet at least twice
uhura starts crying because she’s so happy for them and scotty has a huge grin on his face to match chekov and sulu’s smiles
it’s one of the best days they can remember
okay but legit why the fuck does the freshmen count keep rising every goddamn year
when I was a freshman there were nine of us on the bus and now there’s only three cause the rest dropped out and sometimes five when they can’t find a ride
the next year there were like seven freshmen and none of them transferred or are getting rides, and it was cramped then
now there are fifteen goddamn freshmen and seven sophomores and who knows how many juniors and seniors and no one has a seat to themselves because they /took/ everything
not to mention the fact that they all look like juniors already and are the loudest most obnoxious arrogant misongynistic little shits I’ve ever met oh my god